How to get rich and a date?

Here is a little snippet of an Email I got yesterday from a close friend of mine, What a loony tune!

"I have a new idea! “Date Fax”! Have you seen that carfax deal on TV? You send them a couple of bucks and they give you the complete history of the car. What if . . . . . One could do the same for online dating? In reality it is not “Online Dating” at all. They should just call it for it really is, “Online Charading”. Now, back to my idea. Are you with me, here? I am going to provide potential dating prospects with a report describing the history of the person they want to date. I am going to be rich! Here is an outline of what I am thinking.

Mileage, Reported vs. actual, other data could include things like 

“Was this subject rode hard all week or just on weekends?” What kind of mileage is this? Single commuter or did all their friends get a free ride?

Body damage, any major repairs? 

Has there been any body modifications? Is the body stock or maybe had performance mods made to it? What about that paint? Original color or maybe a brighter shade to appear newer.

Tinted Windows? Can you see what’s inside or are they hiding something?

Luggage or should I say “Baggage” compartment. How much baggage does this model hold?

Rear view mirror, Is the past still in view? And just how far back can you see?

Automatic transmission or do you have to put it in gear manually?

What about that rear-end? 

What about the front end?

Is it a sporty model made for fun in the fast lane or a minivan made for a family?

How about that engine? Purr like a kitten or does it cough and spit like a diesel truck?

 I am going to be rich!

Gotta go do some research about extended warranties,"

Excerpt from Universe of Two, Book One, That Darn Dragon